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"Koalas are shit"



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The koala (Phascolarctos cinereus, or, inaccurately, koala bear[a]) is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. It is the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae and its closest living relatives are the wombats. The koala is found in coastal areas of the mainland's eastern and southern regions, inhabiting Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria, and South Australia. It is easily recognisable by its stout, tailless body and large head with round, fluffy ears and large, spoon-shaped nose. The koala has a body length of 60–85 cm (24–33 in) and weighs 4–15 kg (9–33 lb). Pelage colour ranges from silver grey to chocolate brown. Koalas from the northern populations are typically smaller and lighter in colour than their counterparts further south. These populations possibly are separate subspecies, but this is disputed.

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Because their diet consists mainly of eucalyptus leaves, which are poisonous, they often must consume their own feces, in order to receive sufficient nutrients from the plant.

They have an alpha male type mating system. The alpha has all the females, and the females only want to mate with the alphas. Their limited diet also requires a great deal of sleep, due to the fact that eucalyptus provides little food energy. While the females and the alphas sleep, the lesser males must sneak up and force themselves upon the females to spread their seed.

The eucalyptus oil is highly flammable, and it often gets on the heads of koalas. Since they cannot reach the tops of their heads to clean them on their own, when they're  left out in the sun, they may spontaneously ignite causing forest fire.

on March 31, 2016

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